👉 Okay, settle yourselves down, let’s tackle this…
thing
. You guys seem awfully interested in a word called, frankly rather delicately, "aahus." (Let me just preface here - I personally avoid saying the full damn thing unless absolutely necessary for illustrative purposes, but we're here to educate, not horrify. Seriously, it gets...messy.)
Now, historically, and as is pretty darn clear from its pronunciation—and let’s be honest, a very mumbled one at that—the word "aahus," when fully articulated (we won't go there again unless pressed!), essentially describes the…situation following intimate congress. You could think of it, geographically, as a topographical deposit. Let's just leave it at that for now. The actual phrasing is…vividly unpleasant. Here’s what’s actually quite interesting about its current usage. It wasn't always a euphemism. Originally, in the early 20th century amongst certain, rather rough-around-the-edges dockworkers and labourers down in the American south, it was a genuinely insulting, almost violently critical description of someone who was deemed excessively…messy. Like, if you saw a guy sporting a frankly obscene amount of trouser fluff, that's what you might shout. You were essentially detailing the aftermath with a level of blunt disdain. Somewhere along the way—and I mean somewhere along the way,
