👉 "Let's break down the '2009031801' like this: It's a unique identifier, like a secret code for the universe, but instead of a secret, it's just a date and time in a weird, binary world where seconds are the stars and minutes are the moon."
Now, here's a sentence to show you it's not quite as cheerful as it sounds: "I decided to schedule my next existential crisis with '2009031801', thinking it was a random number, but it actually sent me straight to the bottom of the abyss of reality TV."
