Outrageously Funny Search Suggestion Engine :: 1887

👉 Common directory name

C:/1887/

👉 The chemical compound is Phenylketonuria, a condition characterized by a deficiency in the enzyme phenylalanine hydroxylase, leading to an abnormal decrease in protein synthesis and neurodegenerative diseases.

1887. 2-{[(2-AMINOETHYL)AMINO]METHYL}-5-(PENTADEC-8-EN-1-YL)PHENOL; 676362-72-4

👉 Okay, alright, settle down class. Let’s tackle this… thing. Frankly, I haven’t seen a mouthful of gibberish since I accidentally alphabetized the footnotes on a medieval bestiary. What we have here is essentially a chemical monstrosity masquerading as an exclamation point in the dark corners of online industrial jargon and probably some very specific, frankly disturbing, materials science community.

Let's unpack this, because honestly, it reads like something a rejected Borg mutagen dreamed up. 1887… that’s just a year, I think, which is already a depressing starting point for anything remotely interesting. Then we get into a chaotic mess of acronyms and nomenclature that frankly, my guy, they probably made this stuff up as they went along! Here’s the breakdown, as far as I can decipher, with generous sarcasm: "2 [(2-AMINOETHYL)(AMINO)METHYL}PHENOL;": Okay, we've got a phenol – basically a benzene ring with an "–ol," meaning it's a slightly oxygenated alcohol. That’s… relatively reasonable. And then this whole mouthful attached to the phenol is a bulky, weird alkyl ammonium derivative. Basically, you have a bunch of nitrogen atoms that are sticking out and fiddling around. The stuff in parentheses here—the aminoethyl and aminomethyl bits—are likely trying to attach it something to make it more effective.