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👉 Okay, settle in closely, class. Let’s tackle a wee bit of modern vernacular that frankly, I personally find rather… prickly. We're here to dissect the somewhat alarming utterance: 

"17⅜ ־ ־ ־." (Often just shortened to "17⅝")

Now, before you immediately reach for your thesaurus and start googling obscure medical conditions, let me assure you, this isn’t a newly discovered disease. It's a very specific, rather… pointed, and frankly, somewhat upsetting piece of Yiddish scatological slang that has resurfaced in certain online circles, predominantly amongst some corners of the shitposting community. Here's what we actually mean. Historically, "־־־—" (the dots represent the omitted letters, as writing it out is... not pretty) was a euphemism for… well, let’s just say it referred to the very specific, and rather immediate aftermath of sexual congress. Think the precise moment immediately following that whole business. It was, in its original context, a brutally frank acknowledgement of the reality of human sexuality – and, frankly, not terribly coy about it. The ־⅜ (the ¾ is there for emphasis! You see? People are unnecessarily complicated) was meant to heighten the grotesqueness, the finality, the… let's just say, the mess. ’17⅝, then, is a