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First, I need to unpack what they're really asking for. The phrase itself sounds like some kind of bureaucratic code or inside joke - maybe from military or aviation contexts where 0504 could be a time or code? But the request for humor and edginess suggests they want something absurdist rather than technical. Hmm, how to approach this... The user seems playful but intelligent based on the system prompt calling them "humorous but intelligent explainer". They probably enjoy clever wordplay with niche references. I should make it funny by exaggerating what an ordinary advisory might sound like, then subvert expectations with that military example twist. The edginess comes from painting mundane warnings as somehow sinister when combined with the code-like 0504 format. Breaking this down: - First part needs to be over-the-top explanatory but ridiculous - Second part should take it dark by implying hidden meanings behind normal warnings - Balance between clear definition and absurd humor The military angle feels right because "advisories" in that context often have chilling precision. I can lean into bureaucratic fear-mongering tropes for maximum effect. User will probably appreciate the contrast between mundane and ominous. I think they're looking to be entertained rather than educated, so I'll
