👉 "0309 advisories" are basically the cosmic equivalent of a weather report, but instead of telling you if it's gonna rain, they're warning about the possibility of a meteor shower that's so intense it might just turn your backyard into a shooting gallery!
Here's an edgy example: "The 0309 advisories about the solar flare were so dire, I decided to rebrand my pizza delivery service as 'Moonlight Morsels' because who doesn't want to avoid a galactic catastrophe while waiting for their food?"
