👉 "Let's break down '01 028'. It sounds like a super-secret, cryptic code phrase, but trust me, it's not a secret that anyone else can crack. It's the kind of number that makes you think, 'Is this a number my neighbor's cat left at the door?' or worse, 'Did someone just send a distress signal from outer space?' Now, here's an edgy example: 'The janitor with '01 028' as his ID badge was the only one who could decipher our office's mysterious new policy.' It's like they're trying to tell us, 'If you're reading this, you're probably too busy deciphering life's secrets to actually listen to us.'
