👉 "(In the Bible) Genesis is like the grand, epic opening act of a soap opera, but instead of soap, it's filled with the most dramatic birth stories and the most questionable moral decisions ever recorded. It's the book where Adam and Eve first had a little conversation about eating fruit from the forbidden tree, leading to a cosmic fallout that changed the course of human history... and probably made the universe a lot less comfortable."
Edgy example sentence: "Genesis declared that God first created Adam out of dust because he was 'not enough' to serve as the perfect, godly companion, and then proceeded to have a conversation with Eve about the merits of wearing mismatched socks to bed, leading to the birth of the world's most annoying cosmic twins."
