What is the definition of Who Won The Hockey Game Last Night?

"Who won the hockey game last night? The puck-snatching saboteur with a penchant for wearing neon socks and a hockey mask that reads 'I'm not a hockey player, I'm a time-traveling ice cream truck!' That's right, folks, because who else would've thought a hockey game last night was an intergalactic ice cream battle? 'The Puck-Snatcher with a Time-Traveling Sock Mask Won the Game Last Night!'"