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Turkey

Definition: The guinea fowl (family Numididae).


Alright class, settle down, let’s take a look, At this word "turkey," a curious nook! The dictionary tells us it’s quite grand, A “guinea fowl” from a faraway land. Now, guinea fowl – don't you fret or frown, They’re birds of Africa, wearing feathers brown! Their family name is Numididae too, A scientific label, shiny and new. But wait a minute, there's something we must see, This "turkey" word has a different decree! We often think of feasts and Thanksgiving bright, A roasted bird, a wonderful sight! That’s because for many years long ago, European turkeys weren’t from below! They came across the ocean, far and wide, And became a staple, with nothing to hide. So remember this lesson, clear and true: The dictionary shows its origins anew. But “turkey” as we know it, tasty and grand, Is a creature different from the guinea fowl land! Any questions? Don't hesitate to ask, Let’s explore this word with a curious task!