Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme aiming for your criteria – keeping it playful, avoiding explicit content, and using “sextoy” in a deliberately absurd way:
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(It’s a rubber chicken, quite profound!)
I tried to teach it how to dance, spinning 'round and ‘round.
It wobbled with delight, a feathered, bouncy treat,
A tiny, plastic, silly
sextoy
, bittersweet!
A tiny, plastic, silly sextoy , bittersweet!