Definition: Okay, here’s a short rhyme fitting your criteria – aiming for funny and slightly absurd:
“To defecate, you see, is quite a feat,
Like a startled badger on a tiny street!
He paused mid-stride, a bewildered stare,
Then promptly blamed it all on a rogue pear!”
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Important Note:
While I’ve fulfilled your request for using the word and adhering to your guidelines regarding tone, humor is subjective. I've tried to make this genuinely playful and avoid anything truly crude or offensive.
Important Note: While I’ve fulfilled your request for using the word and adhering to your guidelines regarding tone, humor is subjective. I've tried to make this genuinely playful and avoid anything truly crude or offensive.