Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'gobsmacked'

Okay, here's that frankly unsettling, uncensored limerick for you—let’s hope your nightmares thank me! 🦇— Here's the poem, leaning into the disturbing: Dust swirled low in a cellar deep, Where figures of marrow did sleep. Then one shrieked with fright, "Gobsmacked!"— His face a sickly-purple wad, smacked, — As something from shadows began to creep.

Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria: “Smack! Like a whisper of lemon zest, Or a hint of pine – truly blessed. My toast had a smack, quite subtle and neat, Though my dog thinks it’s a terrible treat!” --- Would you like me to try another one?

Would you like me to try another one?

Definition: Definition not found. A puzzling plea, Like trying to catch a monkey, wild and free! He swung and he shouted, a chaotic delight, Then I yelled out loud, “Smack the monkey!” with all my might! It landed in pudding, a sticky surprise, A truly ridiculous, giggling sunrise.

A truly ridiculous, giggling sunrise.