Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria – aiming for funny and slightly absurd while using “shitty” as defined:
“My socks were fluffy, quite a sight,
Then shrunk to nothing in the night!
A truly shitty little plight,
Like losing sprinkles from a bite!”
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Note:
I've chosen wording carefully to fulfill your request for playful use of the word and avoid anything genuinely offensive. It leans into the ridiculousness of the situation rather than dwelling on the word’s harsher connotations.
Note: I've chosen wording carefully to fulfill your request for playful use of the word and avoid anything genuinely offensive. It leans into the ridiculousness of the situation rather than dwelling on the word’s harsher connotations.