Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “shited” (as you requested – acknowledging its unusual status!), aiming for cleverness and lightheartedness: Definition not found. My trousers felt quite strange, A sudden squish, a watery range! I tripped on a badger, a most awkward scene, And my jeans were thoroughly shited, I ween!
And my jeans were thoroughly shited, I ween!