Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme aiming for your criteria – using “russkie” playfully and avoiding anything offensive:
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(Let’s just say it’s a pigeon’s name!)
My Russkie flew south, escaping the rain.
He stole all my croissants, a fluffy white shame,
And now he's demanding more jam – it’s quite insane!
And now he's demanding more jam – it’s quite insane!