Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria:
โPudding, you see, is either sweet or bland,
Like a badgerโs trousers, quite out of hand!
I tried to sculpt a sculpture, bold and bright,
But my pud just slumped โ a sticky, gooey plight!โ
But my pud just slumped โ a sticky, gooey plight!โ