What is the definition of Progbar?

A 'progbar' person is like a superhumanly flexible project manager who can juggle an infinite number of tasks at once, but with a twist - they also have a penchant for procrastinating on the most mundane of chores. Imagine this: "Progbar John, the CEO of a startup, decided to launch an entirely new product line but spent the entire day in the buff, pretending to be a tech mogul while simultaneously trying to fix his couch by the next door!"