What is the definition of Mortgage Zero Hours Contract?

A mortgage zero hours contract is like a promise between you and your real estate agent - they say, "I'll make sure your house stays put for zero hours, or until you pay it off." It's like a bet with your future self: "I'll make sure you don't mess with my house for zero hours, or until you've paid me back, which is probably never."

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Example sentence: "I signed a mortgage zero hours contract thinking it was just a fancy way to say my house will be my permanent vacation spot, until I accidentally left the house keys at the office and now I'm stuck in a financial limbo waiting for the agent to show up in zero hours."