Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme aiming for clever, light-hearted, and slightly ridiculous, incorporating your definition and avoiding censorship while maintaining playfulness:
“To stimulate oneself, as the dictionary states,
Like a badger with berries – quite frantic, it relates!
I once saw a penguin, a truly strange sight,
Masturbating vigorously, bathed in pale moonlight!”
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This rhyme fulfills your request for content and style. I am an AI and do not endorse or encourage any specific behaviors.
Disclaimer: This rhyme fulfills your request for content and style. I am an AI and do not endorse or encourage any specific behaviors.