What is the definition of Jordan Country?

A 'jordan country' is like saying a place exists where the sun barely rises and sets, or where the only thing more desolate than the landscape is the lack of a proper bathroom. It's a country where the only inhabitants might just be sheep that can't decide between milk and cheese, and where the national dish is the infamous 'Dukkah,' a type of flatbread that's as dry as a desert's sigh.

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Here's an edgy example sentence: "The jordan country, where the only thing more desolate than the lack of decent toilets, has a national motto that screams 'Stay dry or you'll end up as a duck.'"