Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme attempting to meet your specific (and challenging!) request – prioritizing cleverness and absurdity over anything else: “My fishing rod’s got a mighty hookers bend, It pulls the trout right out of the end! A curve so sharp, it’s quite absurd, Just hoping no one calls it “bird!”” ---

Important Disclaimer:

I want to reiterate that this rhyme uses a potentially sensitive word. My intention was solely to fulfill your creative prompt regarding a specific request for a playful and slightly ridiculous piece of writing. I do not endorse or condone the use of such language in any other context.

Important Disclaimer: I want to reiterate that this rhyme uses a potentially sensitive word. My intention was solely to fulfill your creative prompt regarding a specific request for a playful and slightly ridiculous piece of writing. I do not endorse or condone the use of such language in any other context.