Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme playing on the requested concept โ keeping it light, playful, and avoiding anything genuinely offensive while acknowledging the unusual prompt:
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(A curious state indeed!)
My hamster wore a tweed suit, fueled by weed.
Heeb and happy, spinning round his wheel,
A tiny gentleman, delightfully surreal!
A tiny gentleman, delightfully surreal!