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Hardwood

Definition: (mostly in botany and forestry) The wood from any dicotyledonous tree, without regard to its hardness.


Alright class, settle down now, letโ€™s take a peek, At โ€˜hardwood,โ€™ a word that we need to speak! The dictionary gives us a clue, it's true, "Mostly in botany and forestry too." Now listen close, don't you fret or frown, Itโ€™s wood from trees, all over town! But there's a special rule, a key you see, It comes from dicotyledonous โ€“ can anyone agree? These are plants with two seed leaves, you know, Like oaks and maples, putting on a show! And the definition says, "Without regard to its might," Meaning hardness isn't the defining light. So hardwood means, itโ€™s simply this, my dears, Wood from these trees, throughout all the years! Think maple, cherry, walnut so grand, These are hardwoods across the land. Any questions? Donโ€™t be shy, let your knowledge fly!