Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'haberdashery'
Okay, here’s a lurid little limerick for you, dredged from unsettling thoughts. Proceed with caution! Upon a dismal haberdashery's keep,, Lay wool of sorrows, buried deep. Each button, cold and stark, Whispered a gruesome lark—, ’ embroidered remnants of the sleep.!'