Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “goddamn it” as you requested – aiming for clever, lighthearted, and slightly ridiculous, without being offensive: Definition not found. (A lost sock’s plea!) I tripped on my beard, you see! Just reaching for tea, a silly plight, “Goddamn it!” I shouted with all my might!
“Goddamn it!” I shouted with all my might!