Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “farting,” aiming for clever and lighthearted (and a touch ridiculous!), while staying playful:
(Definition: "impolite) To emit digestive gases from the anus; to flatulate.")
My trousers puffed with quite a blast,
A silent, smelly, rumbling fast.
I blamed it on a passing breeze,
Just discreetly engaging in some farting ease!
Just discreetly engaging in some farting ease!