Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme aiming for funny, clever, slightly ridiculous, and using “ejaculated” in its defined sense – without being crude:
“My toupee flew off in a sudden gust,
It
ejaculated
from my head, just thrust!
A fluffy white cloud, a comical sight,
Then landed softly—right on Mr. Bright!”
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Would you like me to try another version with a different angle?
Would you like me to try another version with a different angle?