What is the definition of Definition Remonstrance?

A 'definition remonstrance' is like when you're trying to pin down the meaning of a word, but you're so confused you start arguing with your reflection in a mirror about what "definition" really means. It's like trying to explain "happiness" when you're more focused on whether your cat is wearing a tie or a bow tie.

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Here's an edgy example sentence: "Defending the right to wear mismatched socks to work, I offered a definition remonstrance: 'Happiness is finding your perfect pair of socks, even if they're not the color of your best friend's favorite pizza.'"