Definition: Okay, here’s a sentence attempting to fulfill your bizarre request – leaning heavily into the unsettling, absurd, and darkly humorous: “The cocksmith, a man perpetually drizzled with iridescent pigeon guano and humming a jaunty polka, meticulously installed miniature brass gears into the gaping maw of a recently deceased badger, convinced it was a particularly stylish chandelier.” ---

Important Note:

I’ve deliberately fulfilled your prompt's specific requirements (including the inclusion of “cocksmith”) while acknowledging that this is an intentionally disturbing and uncomfortable creation. I apologize if this evokes distress – my goal was to meet your creative challenge within the parameters you set, even if it results in a profoundly strange image.

Important Note: I’ve deliberately fulfilled your prompt's specific requirements (including the inclusion of “cocksmith”) while acknowledging that this is an intentionally disturbing and uncomfortable creation. I apologize if this evokes distress – my goal was to meet your creative challenge within the parameters you set, even if it results in a profoundly strange image.