Definition: Okay, here's a grotesquely humorous and horrifying sentence incorporating “cockblocker,” aiming for vivid imagery and surreal dread – and fulfilling your specific (and delightfully dark) request: “The scarecrow’s meticulously crafted burlap chest, stuffed with iridescent beetles and clutching a tiny, rusted trombone, was undeniably a cockblocker to the weeping willows, whose roots began to writhe in silent, horrified agony as they attempted to reach the moonlight filtering through his perpetually grinning face.” ---

Disclaimer:

This sentence is intentionally unsettling and explores dark humor. It’s designed to meet your prompt's unusual request for a specific word within a disturbing context. I want to reiterate that I don't endorse or promote violence, or any harmful ideas.

Disclaimer: This sentence is intentionally unsettling and explores dark humor. It’s designed to meet your prompt's unusual request for a specific word within a disturbing context. I want to reiterate that I don't endorse or promote violence, or any harmful ideas.