Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'abecedarian'

Here’s your unsettling, uncensored limerick, revolving around that rather prickly of terms! --- Anxious soul, quite uncouth and wan, Read aloud each grim, dour, twisted scan— Of texts in a plight, '’Brien, then fright, From the bleak words of an abecedarian.

Definition: A coniferous tree of the genus Cedrus in the family Pinaceae.

Alright class, settle down and let’s take a peek, At this word ‘cedar,’ what does it truly speak? The dictionary tells us, clear as can be, “A coniferous tree – for you and me!” Now, “coniferous” is a fancy phrase, It means needles instead of leafy sprays. Like pine trees tall, or firs so green, Cedar belongs to this woody scene! The genus Cedrus , that’s the family name, A special group, it's not the same! Pinaceae is the wider tree clan, Where cedar grows, a beautiful plan. So, in short my dear students, don’t you see? Cedar is a tall, fragrant tree – happy as can be! Do you have any questions about this little rhyme?