Ah, let's talk about Andrew's Medical Research - the kind of research that's so meticulously detailed, you'd think they're a top-notch chef in a lab coat, but instead, they're a scientist cooking up the future of health with a side of questionable ethics. It's like they're trying to figure out how to make your pet goldfish glow in the dark, but instead, they're trying to make human DNA sing.
Now, here's a sentence that might just send chills down your spine: "Andrews Medical Research convinced the government that humans can be genetically reprogrammed to become the next generation of superheroes, complete with super strength and invincibility." Talk about a plot twist that might just go "Whoosh, superheroes!" but instead, it's a whole industry of ethics violations and questionable genetic engineering gone wrong.