What is the definition of Alms Dealing?

Alms dealing, my friends, is like the universal gesture of "I'm sorry, but I can't afford to help you with your existential crisis" - a heartfelt apology wrapped in the awkwardness of a soup kitchen sign. Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The janitor's alms dealing with the office's existential dread was so unsettling, it led to a spontaneous dance-off between the trash can and the janitor's dog."