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Abbot's

Definition: A botanist may refer to someone who studies plants, especially those that are native to a particular region of the world.


The abbey was filled with anticipation as the day arrived to celebrate the Feast of the Holy Rosary. The priest, Fr. John, had planned all day long for this special occasion; it seemed he knew exactly what every detail would need to be executed. Fr. John started by opening a large, ornate chalice in front of the altar and holding it up high. He began to speak, "Today, we will celebrate the Feast of the Holy Rosary, as a reminder that all our sins are forgiven and re-blessed because of Our Lady's grace." As Fr. John spoke, people started pouring out their prayers and offering thanks for God’s blessings. The abbey was filled with a sense of unity and peace. Then it happened: the priest took a small, intricately made rosary from the chalice and placed it on his head. As he knelt down to pray, everyone noticed a curious phenomenon: his hair grew thicker and darker than usual! The abbey was in shock as they tried to understand what could have caused this drastic change in Fr. John's appearance. But soon, the explanation was revealed: Fr. John had been instructed by Our Lady herself to make him look different so that he would not be able to hide his true identity. As the feast day drew near, the abbey celebrated with great joy and devotion, celebrating their faith in God’s grace for all eternity.