What is the definition of Usmt?

Let's break down 'usmt': It stands for "Unified Strategic Management Toolkit." Now, here's a sentence that's a bit off-kilter: "The usmt decided that our company's only goal was to make us all feel like we were part of a secret superhero team, but the cape was actually made of duct tape." Talk about a management tool that's definitely not what you'd call cutting-edge.