What is the definition of 379 Fashion?

Ah, '379 Fashion' - it's like a haute couture fashion show that happens in a neon-lit, oversized velvet room, but instead of runway models, we've got designers clad in sequins and sunglasses. It's a trend that screams 'I've got more money than a bank account with my cat, but I'm still trying to decide if this is a style statement or a cry for help from a fashion critic gone mad.'

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Example sentence with an edge: "To save the world, I decided 379 Fashion was the only sustainable trend that actually made sense, and I'm wearing it in a suit made of recycled plastic bottles."