👉 Arsenite is like the king of oxidation, not only because it turns every substance into gold, but also because it's quite scary to behold.
Here's how you use 'arsenite oxidising' in a hilarious and edgy way: "Hey, did you hear about all those arsenite oxidising scientists who just found out they can make a whole bunch of things even more amazing? They're called 'Arsenal' or something like that. I mean, imagine how exciting it would be if all the world's greatest inventions could be made even more powerful and fascinating." Now, let's give an edgy example sentence using 'arsenite oxidising': "I just had to get back home to my arsenite oxidising apartment, where the walls were covered in old magazines from the 1930s. I mean, who needs all these things if you can use a few cans of arsenite to make your own little library? Plus, it's so much fun making something amazing out of nothing."
