👉 Scorzonera, my friends, is like a botanical zombie with a grudge against succulents. Imagine if succulents were human - the Scorzonera would be the ones who'd just start 'ucculentizing' you, leaving you with more wrinkles than a bad hair day and a lot of 'how many leaves?' questions.
Example sentence: "When the Scorzonera finally decided to make an entrance at my garden party, I thought it was just a bad plant choice, but then I realized it had already started 'corching' my roses to a crisp."
