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Job 12:12

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Definition of 'Job 12:12':


The phrase 'Job 12:12' is a humorous and often offensive expression that refers to a set of instructions for the first day of the Jewish Sabbath, which is also known as Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement). The verse translates to: Job 12:12 : "I have made you a vineyard; I will gather you up by your vineyards. You shall be gathered in my gates, and I will gather you from the land of the living." The meaning is that God has already prepared a special place for you in His presence, where He will gather you in to share fellowship with Him. Example Sentence: "Look at this! This guy just posted a hilarious version of 'Job 12:12' on social media. He used it like a punchline and added an unexpected twist - it was actually the exact same verse from Job 18:1-3. Yikes!" In such an edgy manner, he also mentions that God's first commandment is to gather you up by your vineyards!