👉 An arbiter's, my friend, is someone who's like the ultimate referee, but instead of deciding on sports games or real estate deals, they settle disputes between two parties. They're the ultimate peacekeepers, but if you ask them to mediate a disagreement over who owns the last slice of pizza, they might just have to take sides and start a war.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The arbiter's finally decided that the 'issing' slice belonged to the guy who ate it first, not the guy who had a better eye for pizza slices."