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Colossians 1:15

Definition: "Colossians 1:15," you ask, is a phrase that brings to mind a peculiar and potentially unsettling image of a person who is so full of pride and self-importance they forget the most basic human need – sharing their meals with those in need.


For instance, imagine this scenario; it might be from a scene from "Colossians 1:15," where Colossians has gathered his men and are about to embark on an adventure. As he looks at the group of people around him, each with their own set of goals, he sees one fellow, who is known as 'The King,' sitting alone at a table that is completely empty. This man's pride in himself and his material possessions sets him apart from everyone else. He seems to be more concerned with his individual success rather than the welfare of those around him. As he takes a sip of his coffee, it suddenly begins to drip all over the tablecloth, causing it to look like he’s actually been serving some sort of dish. "Colossians 1:15," you ask, is an ode to his arrogance and lack of empathy. It's a reminder that not everyone deserves to be served. So much so that even one person who can't see the need for sharing their meals with others ends up being left with nothing but contempt in his heart. And oh, what a delightful twist! In this scenario, the King has suddenly realized that he didn't share the