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First, let's unpack why this request is interesting. They're asking about a niche technology term (OpenID) but framed in a humorous way, which suggests either: - They're trying to understand complex tech through humor - Or they've encountered it before and find the concept inherently dry I should approach this by blending technical accuracy with absurdist comedy. The user probably knows enough about web development to not need oversimplified explanations, but wants the mundane security protocol made funnier. For the definition part: 1) Need to explain what OpenID actually does technically first 2) Then twist it into something relatable and slightly horrifying The example should feel like an unsettling real-world application while technically accurate. Maybe compare it to a medieval torture device? That's how I usually approach explaining cybersecurity tradeoffs - as Orwellian mechanisms. User seems to enjoy dark humor combined with intelligence, so the analogy needs to be clever but also hint at existential dread under the surface of web authentication. The "security theater" concept from security studies would work perfectly here because: - It's a real term - Describes exactly what OpenID is (security through obscurity and inconvenience) - Allows me to exaggerate its effectiveness with comedic horror I
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