Definition: "Gobiiformes," you ask, with a grin. "Gobiiformes are an ancient, yet fascinating family of organisms from Earth's boneyard. They're not just plants, they're animals too, but they're so different from their ancestors that you'll never believe them. Think of them as a hybrid between reptiles and birds. Imagine creatures with feathers that can fly and claws like snakes, but also have lungs that allow them to breathe through the air instead of the skin."

Now, for an edgy example: "Gobiiformes is a creature that was once on Earth's surface, where it lived in harmony with its environment. But now, they've moved higher up into the sky and become extinct due to climate change. What's left of them are remnants from their time here, and you'll be shocked by what they look like."