Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Apricot's

👉 Apricots: A classic example of "apricots" is when a person asks someone who's wearing aprons why they're carrying a bunch of apples. The person will reply in a low, menacing voice, "I carry those apricots! They make my body taste so good!"

Edgy Example Sentence: "Apricots: In this one sentence, I use the word 'apricots' to describe someone who is constantly changing their clothes or using their phone without taking off the apron (a metaphor for a person who's always on the go). This way, it's not offensive and still conveys a sense of menace."