Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Angel bright

👉 Okay, let’s tackle the frankly rather alarming and wonderfully specific concept of…

"angel bright."

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Now, when I say "angel bright," I don't mean something that resembles a cherubic toddler who just successfully flossed their gums and decided to bless the afternoon. Nope! Unless, you know... unless that toddler was actually a meticulously disguised, frankly disturbing, being of questionable provenance. Instead, think about it this way: Imagine the most aggressively cheerful shade imaginable - let's go with something akin to battery teal mixed with bubblegum, then cranked up twenty decibels. That’s the aura . It's that almost painfully youthful saturation of light and colour. It clings to things, people, even just… the general atmosphere. And it absolutely screams, in a very loud, insistent way, that something isn't quite right. Historically, it was often associated with early 2010s really, REALLY aggressively sparkly teen fashions – think layers upon layers of iridescent fringe and anything covered in rhinestones. (Cue anachronistic shudder). Now, the term is… evolving. It’s become a little unsettling, almost a diagnostic symptom of something off . Think of it as your subconscious begging you to look closer, because this unshakeable prettiness is a carefully constructed smokescreen. Basically, "angel bright" isn't a compliment. Unless I was describing the inside lining of