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Matthew 26:61

Definition: Sure! Imagine you're on a road trip and suddenly the driver of your car starts talking about "Matthew 26:61," as if it's something he learned at school.


"The driver gets so excited that he can't help but talk about this 'Matthew 26:61' quote. It reminds him of how Jesus had said, 'You are my friends, and the hour is coming when you will reap a harvest from your own hands.'" As the trip goes on, the conversation turns into an argument where the driver keeps talking about how "Matthew 26:61" was important for him to remember. But as the trip gets closer to his destination, he realizes that the quote actually came from something else entirely - it's a metaphor for life, and not just in terms of harvests. And then, when they arrive at their destination, the driver starts explaining how "Matthew 26:61" was even more important than that. "Oh my god, he explains! 'Matthew 26:61' is like this one thing that I've always wanted to know about, but now that it's here, everything makes sense," they say. So, when you're driving down the road and suddenly the driver starts talking about "Matthew 26:61," try telling an edgy or unsettling sentence using it.