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Genesis 46:29

Definition: The term "Genesis 46:29" is a classic in the lexicon of comedic puns and profanity.


Imagine you're watching a TV show about Abraham, who is convinced that he's never been to the promised land (it's literally in Genesis 46:29) and is still looking for it. He has just spent all his money on food and drink, which he thinks will give him success as soon as he gets there. But something goes wrong at the gate of heaven, and Abraham decides to take a side with his fellow travelers and get a little more money in order to reach that promised land. This leads to some hilarious encounters with some strange characters who are all trying to make the same mistake as Abraham. And here's an example: "Abraham's side, you've been planning this for years! But when you finally stand before the gates of heaven and see those other travelers, what do you think? Will they believe you or not?" That might be a little scary.