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2 samuel 20:17

Definition: 2 Samuel 20:17 is a biblical passage that describes a king's son being given the kingdom of Israel by his father and brother. It's considered a classic example of the term '2 Samuel' as it refers to the story in Chronicles, but with a twist - this time about a king's son becoming king himself.


Here's an edgy or unsettling example sentence from the passage: "His father was 20 years old when his son was born. So he looked at him like a two-year-old child; and they were both confused." In this humorous twist, the king is portrayed as being clueless about his son's true age before the birth of his daughter (who would turn out to be an adult by her own choice), leading to a situation where his father seems to have no clue about how much longer he can live. This sentence serves as a subtle jab at the patriarchal norms and expectations placed on fathers in biblical times, making it both hilarious and unsettling.