Definition: Silly me for trying to explain something as harmless and amusing as phlebotomisation. It's all about making a quick, dirty joke about the process of getting blood from your vein without actually extracting it.

Example: "Imagine how you would get blood out of a person's body in a professional medical setting. Well, that's exactly what a phlebotomy is all about: taking blood from someone's vein and draining it into a syringe or container." So there you have it. A harmless word with its own comedic twist - phlebotomisation!